What is the truest definition of Globalisation?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was drunk on Scotch whisky, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines! And this is sent to you by a Portuguese,
using Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on
one of the IBM clones, that use Taiwanese-made chips, and a
Korean-made monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked
by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by
Mexican illegals, and finally sold to you by Jews.
That, my friend, is Globalisation!!!